Beastly Art
Let’s Make Fun Of: Anthropologie Furniture

lizgalvao:

I love to hate Anthropologie furniture. In particular, the way they stage it for their website. There’s this gross fantasy they’ve created of an art student who can afford to spend thousands of dollars on a paint-splattered flea market find. It’s like all their customers are aspiring to be Charlotte in Tiny Furniture (a loft-dwelling trust fund dilettante).

They’ve gone off the deep end with the juxtaposition. You know those fashion editorials every fall where models lasagned in Prada swing around street signs in Red Hook? It’s like that, but on acid. The settings are more deteriorated and the designs are more design-y. It’s like shopping from deep within Fuck Your Noguchi Coffee Table.

If you choose to purchase a piece of Anthropologie furniture, it will only really look right in one of three settings:

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1. An alternative gallery space six weeks from opening

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2. An urban cabin with faulty electrical wiring

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3. A crumbling Southern plantation (soon to be deemed “the new loft” by the NYTimes)


Let’s take a stroll through the Anthropologie furniture section together. What’s for sale today?

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trashcanaurin:

In which out hero learns to stop giving characters intricate tattoos because they are a cotton candy bitch to draw.

Why do I DO TIHS TO MYSELF

Story of my artistic career.

mebemrcupcakes:

If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?”

It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Larry.” And I’ll most likely respond with, “Oh shit! What did Larry do now?” 

Man, that post exploded. I gave away a gob of green owls, dryads, and a few of the deer-like creatures. Finally got the brown flytrap to drop, though, and sent it your way.

You had better luck than me, I’ve been grinding that fucker for days. (I could just BUY one, but where is the goddamned fun in that?)

THANK YOU.

Here’s a doodly walf thing 4 u.

bluemadame:

The Wolf Among Us
poifish-puffs:

Carousel Centaur character for an RP group. I’m so clever. 

Dang look at those puffed sleeves and quilting and dat color palette. Love.

poifish-puffs:

Carousel Centaur character for an RP group. 
I’m so clever. 

Dang look at those puffed sleeves and quilting and dat color palette.

Love.

windycarnage:

also people should keep in mind that sometimes when an artist says “doodle" what they mean is "stress-free art”. that doesn’t necessarily mean that the “doodle” they made is something that they didn’t work hard at or didn’t spend a long time on. some people get really out of control when they see impressive works and the artist write “just a doodle” and they think, this is it, this is the end, im no longer going to be an artist, how can i possibly compare myself.

sometimes “just a doodle” means “not working on commissions or something work-based”, so don’t fret yourselves. plus not everyone who posts art plans on a bunch of people seeing it. you don’t really expect your stupid poorly written artist caption to be seen by a lot of people via reblogs,

theartofmichaelwhelan:

DRAGONFLIGHT by Michael Whelan, cover for the book by Anne McCaffrey.


Nostalgiaaa~

theartofmichaelwhelan:

DRAGONFLIGHT by Michael Whelan, cover for the book by Anne McCaffrey.

Nostalgiaaa~

tom-bakery:

hippievanss:

found this old piano in the bushes last spring, hiking around an island. it’s been there for so long the tree is growing into it & it makes me wonder who used to play it and why it’s outside

1) jazz fairies 2) midnight jazz fairy parties

tom-bakery:

hippievanss:

found this old piano in the bushes last spring, hiking around an island. it’s been there for so long the tree is growing into it & it makes me wonder who used to play it and why it’s outside

1) jazz fairies 2) midnight jazz fairy parties